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Gellert kaphat a Brexit, egy parafenomén jelentkezett be megmentőnek

  • Szerző:nuus
  • 2019.03.23 | 20:19

Jeremy Corbyn be sem teheti a lábát a Downing Street 10-be, mert az épület mentálisan blokkolva van.

Theresa May váratlan helyről kapott bírálatot – egyelőre írásban, és nem gondolat-átvitel útján. Uri Geller az utóbbi módszert is hajlandó bevetni, hogy megakadályozza a Brexitet.

 

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♚ On March 21, 2001 Michael Jackson met the Isareli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon at a private reception for Sharon at the home of Israel businessman Benny Shabtai on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Michael met the Prime Minister with Uri Geller and Rabbi Schmuley Boteach. At the meeting, Michael discussed plans to possibly travel to Israel that summer to promote the message of his Heal The Kids charity. ° ° ? IN THESE PICTURES: Michael Jackson at a private reception with Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon together with Rabbi Schmuley Boteach and Uri Geller, Manhattan, NY, March 21, 2001 #michaeljackson #kingofpop #legend #innocent #mjinnocent #moonwalker #moonwalk #mjj #mjforever #pop #pomusic #popstar #privatemeeting #healthekids #charity #israeliprimeminister #arielsharon #urigeller #rabbischmuleyboteach #bennyshabtai #manhattan #newyork #march21 #2001

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Anglia kiválása az Európai Unióból korántsem sima ügy, és ha már az izraeli illuzionista is elszánta magát, hogy latba vesse képességeit, akkor bizony komoly a baj.

Nem engedem meg, hogy May kivezesse Nagy-Britanniát az EU-ból.

summázza a 72 éves tel-avivi szüetésű parafenomén.

 

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Seeing Uri Geller trending on Twitter over his threat to telepathically stop Brexit reminded me of another tragically embarrassing event that he was part of more than two decades ago at the highly-prestigious Royal Albert Hall. The tale begins on London’s Oxford Street… In late summer 1997 I was handed a flyer advertising ‘The Psychic & the Yogi: A Close Encounter’. The guy giving them out explained that the famed illusionist would lay out his vision of how the world’s ills could be eradicated through the power of thought alone. WOW!!! Having grown up in the ‘70s and ‘80s with Uri Geller making regular appearances on kids’ and early Saturday evening TV bending spoons and whatnot, it certainly got my attention. Plus I was a penniless student at the time and this was going to be a cheap yet unique night out. *CUT TO* The Royal Albert Hall on a balmy early autumn Sunday night in 1997. It was my first time in the home of the Proms, although the way under-capacity audience leant the event an ominous air of disappointment. Excitingly, they’d also promised us goodie bags when we left! Anyway, there was a big build up with a trippy short film setting out all the terrible things going on in the world at the time. Fear not though as everything should be OK because the ‘psychic genius’ would show us how to telepathically make it all better. Groovy, right? Out came Uri Geller himself. He continued with the new age vibe, telling us how war, famine, disease, etc, etc. could be ended just by using our minds. So far, so far out! But then to ‘prove’ his point he performed the lamest end of pier-type trick of ‘sprouting’ a seed. Only then did it come crashing in on my tiny little mind what a load of complete and utter cobblers this whole charade was. I found myself part of a steady stream of people walking out, muttering, and shaking our heads. Plus they wouldn’t give anyone leaving early goodie bags! #brexit #urigeller #psychic #spoonbending #cobblers #royalalberthall #1997

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A kanál-hajlítgatást akarati erővel gyakorló, korábban Angliában élő illuzionista lassan csak a mentális képességeit látja az utolsó esélynek.

 

Nem bírta tovább, és egy nyílt levélben öntötte ki szívét.

 

Jelenleg ismét közel-keleti állampolgárként él, ám fizikailag most is erősen érezte, mennyire Brexit-ellenesek egykori honfitársai.

 

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#justsayin #uri #urigeller #bendthat

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Beígérte, hogy telepátia segítségével fordít a helyzeten:

Nagyon szeretem Önt, de nem hagyhatom, hogy a kilépés felé sodorja az országot. Ezért úgy döntöttem, hogy ha kell, gondolati erővel is meg fogom állítani. De előbb inkább szépen kérem, hogy amíg lehet, inkább önként állítsa le a folyamatot.

Az egykor a berkshire-i Sonningban élő férfi emlékeztette a brit miniszterelnököt, hogy három éve megjövendölte a nő választási győzelmét is.

 

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Go Uri! (from the hand of #UriGeller): An open letter to Theresa May My Dear Theresa, We have known each other for over 21 years since you became our MP. You visited my home in Sonning, where you also lived. Three years before you became Prime Minister, I predicted your victory when I showed you Winston Churchill’s spoon on my Cadillac, which I asked you to touch. Despite popular public opinion, I also predicted that Donald Trump would become the 45th President of the United States. As you might have read, I am ensuring that Jeremy Corbyn never gets the keys to Number 10 Downing Street, with the power of my mind which I have proved over and again. I will ensure that they bend out of all proportion to ensure that he never takes up residence there. My power has been validated by the CIA, MI5 and Mossad. The CIA concluded: “As a result of Geller’s success in this experimental period, we consider that he has demonstrated his paranormal perceptual ability in a convincing and unambiguous manner.” It is easily verifiable. Just look at the official CIA website. I have influenced many high ranking officials around the world. On one occasion, Senator Clayborne Pell, then the chair of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, directed me to bombard the mind of Yuli Vorontsov, the Soviet Union’s chief nuclear negotiator, to influence him telepathically to sign the Nuclear Arms Reduction treaty, which I did successfully. Now to the point of my open letter to you. I feel psychically and very strongly that most British people do not want #Brexit. I love you very much but I will not allow you to lead Britain into Brexit. As much as I admire you, I will stop you telepathically from doing this – and believe me I am capable of executing it. Before I take this drastic course of action, I appeal to you to stop the process immediately while you still have a chance. Although I currently live in Israel I am still a British citizen and feel very passionately about the country and the people I came to love. Much energy and love Uri

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Winston Churchill kanalát mutattam meg akkor Önnek a Cadillac-emben, és arra kértem, hogy érintse meg.

A hetvenes években a CIA által is vizsgált parafenomén egyúttal azon is „agyal”, hogy Jeremy Corbyn véletlenül se kaprintsa meg a Downing Street 10 kulcsait, teszi hozzá a Guardian.


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